Wednesday, November 25, 2009

hell yea.. no teeth!! u can't go wrong..

my X sucked at it.. tried to teach her but still couldn't do it right. lol. The old laddy tries to keep them in "to whiten her dentures" but JAI tell her it's feels like heaven without the teeth and soon u will see the Pearly gates lol.. just keep sucking until u see the white light! or the holly ghost go down ur throat!!! hahahhahhaha

Thursday, November 19, 2009

JAI stay Caked up like makeup

on a superficial girl who is trying to over compensate for an A-cup lol :)

Had $ in Marrill Lynch, Morgan Stanley, Goldman Sach$

& now I m holden stacks as I rollin Saks! Damn JAI grew up!! Much more mature & my rapport is one u can adore! My mind state is that nothing is insurmountable! Therefore, u needs to stop blaming other ppl n hold urself acountable! JAI no longer outlandish!! No more dropping the top cause the new roof is panaramic! JR$

Friday, November 13, 2009

i Be cutting so much

and women stay on the wood all day that JAI got Lumber mills getting jealous n scared they might go out of busine$$! lol.

A Horse & carriage, diamonds with Karat$!

Don’t take it as a gift ma, if u my all u can have it! If I couldn’t live up to what JAI say! For you, I would go out of my way! lol but if u r a lesbian n nothing is popping then R u o.k with me watching!

The kid is the best!


Told ma throw is back, like Michell&NneSS. JAI a baller & the Ladies love it! U buy ur girl shots & ill send her them grey buckets! I m what ur girl is into cause u aint baller right on rims that r discontinued! Lol that is y she love me & tells u to stop it! She got me drained and ur balls looking like hypnotic!

Thursday, October 1, 2009

OG but still they treated like a rookie!

Like a newborn; fresh out the PU$$Y or is everyone straight out & just PU$$Y ! In a state of confusion, what JAI intended is never the cunclusion, A mutant, normal the 1 they accusing! Mybe that explanis my seclusion lol

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Jai call my gurl draino

cause she unclog my pipe w/o me saying so!love to chain smoke but she suck me till my thangs broke. "she like her margirtias, mango!! she is such a strange hoe!" But when she on dat pole, I make rain though. lol

When u r $exy like me

u can pull up in a Tuarus! still turning down PU$$Y cause JAI get to many offers! Lol Cause girls stay feeling the kid n I can blame her!! Cause Jai didn’t kick down the door but came threw like Kramer!

Monday, September 14, 2009

Jai been different,

never mind JAI am just indifferent! Is it my imagination or just a slim figment! “Origins ignant, prolly why I am indignant!”

Jai b the type to cause n affair

so when ur girl burp u smell my balls in the air lol

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Jai thinks dey lyke me, cuz Jai in my white T!! ah-HA lol


wit a FRE$H white T..I am still feeling dressed up! everything else LV don't get me messed up! Some say Jai floss to much but m i wrong cause i don't think that thousand dollar T coast 2 much!

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Jai still a ri$k taker!

lemme put it in words! u can’t steel 3rd wit ya foot on 1st. it’s like the same old story!No guts, No glory, they tried to low ball me and do me like Joe Torre! cuz back then i thought Jai had a great job! when Jai loved the... coach n wasn’t in it for the money like A-rod! lol

Friday, August 14, 2009

Jai do gymnastic once a week lol

its my 4th job ha-HA!

only thing Jai eats after midnight is PU$$Y lol

it is soo easy to get a girl now a day's since soo many dudes are bitches!! lol.. Jai bout to start callin ya girlfriends "Mogwai" hahaha cause Jai know u can't get it wet!! hahahh

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

if JAI don’t want it, she’ll want nothin 2 do wit me!

jus get da abortion n Jai’ll give u the $250!! But I can’t say that cause its wrong!!! n Jai wasn’t thinking, Jai was to bu$y getting my grove on! Can’t take care of myself, nevermind a newborn! Now it seems like my $ goes by to easy!! dat’s y Jai hate that my job only pay’s bi-weekly! Frig is empty but Jai survied the hungry & who the fuck keeps callin from a private#

Monday, August 10, 2009

hi haters!


lol sorry for tha hiatus but been busy stayin in pussy like vibrater$!!

Friday, July 31, 2009

turn da page, get Jai paid! ha HA

Y m I meeting soooo many back stabbers?! Y when Jai about to crash, Jai go faster?!.. when ya house iz c threw, learn 2 close ya eyez incase da glass $hatter!! just sayin there away’s a million more pages but my stupid ass keeps thinking JAI on the last chapter!!!

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

got no problems, cept havin too much $$$ lol

there r Dudes with problems dat JAI couldn’t imagine havin!! an if Jai had em, Jai couldn’t fathom me lasting so i look at my life span, pickin up tha pieces wen some faulks already got there appointment to me jesus! in dis world full of diseases, Jai learned not to bit my tongue or have seizures!! depressions tells me i suck but im not here cause Jai fell down, i am here cause JAI got up!

Monday, July 27, 2009

dont b scurred gurl, Jai dat friendly spook lol


ur involved with a bachelor! Jai make em climax faster! on the stove by the spatula! u'll refer to as master cause when it come ta walls Jai run threw em like Casper!

Friday, July 24, 2009

gimme dat white glove, tyme ta $hine is JAI lol

if Jamie fox can blame it on da alcohol, den we can a shot n come out them drawls lol cause i m going kiss ur lips tha way u need it! call me Michael Jackson the way JAI beat it!! lol i told her i m tha best girl! she said “she dout it” Jai told her no limit to sex gurl “i am dout it dout it” we do it in repetition so make and oppointment wit yer beautician. (pulling TRACK$ out lol)

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Jai gon start dis off rite


~U no Jai b keepin dis REEL!!~

wut tyme iz it?! REEL TYME dats rite haha!

yo dis your boy Jai REEL comin at you wit da blog. my dudes in da city be callin me pretty boy floyd cuz i know i'm nice n talk a lot of shit, plus so nice with the box game. dis blog gonna set the record strait. let u no why u never seen a dude so fly like me, wit a swager so mean n a ride like me. I be gettin dat $$$ n tha shorties, like who dis dude? lol fre$h out tha bag!